What will people do to a guy like me in Jail?

Probably nothing. I've known guys that have been to jail and all the really crazy stories come from being in prison not jail. Just stick to yourself and don't be a prick. Oh and don't drop the soap. lol. Just playing with ya.

if youre in jail you really don't have much to worry about, it's when you get into prison that sodomy becomes a major issue. depending on how long you're going to be in jail you might get your a s s kicked a couple times and you'll definitely be made fun of constantly. but if you stay out of the way you should come out alright. hopefully you have a good cell mate or you're going to be in for a rough time, that's who you'll be spending the most time with.

They make the bottom ***** get tattoo's of boobs on your back to make you look like a woman when their F-ing you.

Cherry Kool-Aid makes good lipstick and ruish.

Hook up with a guy with a small penis so it won't hurt sooo much the first time.

Two words my friend, Good Luck.

You will get murdered in their.

Oh, and what lil wayne said don't drop the soap, you know what happens if you do that....

CATCH UP ON ALL THE NEW HIP HOP TUNES AND LEARN LOW-RIDER AND JUST BE MY LADY IN SPANISH!!DO YOU LOOK GOOD IN DRAG?? JUDGE JUDY!! GOOD LUCK!!!!

Make you loose all that blubber

Run at least 1 mile!

Nothing...unless you are a child molester, but you don't sound very attractive.

It won't be pleasant.

Especially if your cell mate is Ben Dover.

They can't beat you up if thats what your wondering

Tweak your nipples.