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What will people do to a guy like me in Prison?

Sorry I had to rephrase my question.

I'm 5'11", obese, have long hair, and I'm white. I apparently have an innocent face.

Lets say I was sent to a Texas state prison for 5 years for stealing cars.

Just curious.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Heh - on one side I'd say that mr. Goodhi's right... but on the other side I'd advise you to pick up on some martial arts classes - karate, escrima (fighting with anything as a weapon), aikido, judo... and get an accent and a ponytail like Steven Seagal *lol*

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    They'll involve you in some ridiculousley complicated escape attemp which will result in you getting caught up in a nationwide conspiracy.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Have fun getting weiners shoved up ur a s s....

  • 1 decade ago

    ur in big trouble. sorry...

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    nothing

    Source(s): I am a retired police officer. I retired as a sergeant, after 29 years, from a very large department, about 12,000 officers. I was a patrol officer for 4 years in a very diverse area. I was a tactical officer in the high rise project areas of my city. We called it vertical patrol in that we walked the the stairways of the high rises most of the time. I did that for 5 years and was promoted by test to detective. I worked violent crime (homicide, sex, officer involved shootings, robbery, kidnapping, serious non property incidents) for 11 years until I was promoted to sergeant. I worked as a street supervisor, a bicycle patrol supervisor and a desk sergeant/watch commander. During my time as a tactical officer and a detective I was a unit representative for the police union. I have a B.A in English and an M.S. in Law Enforcement Administration
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