Poll: should i keep the cat,the dog,the pig or the monkey, and why ?

Teh pigz coz is pink and pink iz teh new coooool colaz.

Keep them all. Why? Because when the dog is bored he can always chase the cat around the house. Between the dog and the pig you won't have any problems with left over food scraps. When things are really bad you'll need professional help to unwind and besides only a therapist can get the monkey off your back. Good luck and take it easy why don't ya.

Contrary to popular belief, pigs are smarter and cleaner than dogs.

The monkey is smarter than the pig.

The cat is softer.

The dog can be more helpful depending on it's trainability.

Keep the dog if you want it to do some work. Any will do if it for a pet. Cat for rat control.

Why can't you keep all of them? Are you keeping them in a really small cage? If so, that's really cruel and you should be ashamed of yourself. Also if so, keep the pig because the cat will claw you, dog will bite you, and monkey will throw feces at you. The pig will just snout at you and make snout noises.

Choose the pig, their cute and can replace your garbage disposal since they'll eat just about anything.

If you ever watched the old tv show "Green Acres", Arnold the pig could even use the remote control!

lol

Pigs are very smart, but cats will always be my favorite.

Monkey. It's fun to see the look on people's faces when they see you walking around with a monkey.

Keep the dog cat and monkey. The dog to attack your enemy by instilling fear into them, the cat to scratch their eyes out, and the money to throw a lot of poo at them

i have a cat, and i love all animals BUT i say a monkey. they are the closest thing to a human and if there is something you want (like the remote) ask the monkey to get it. if you want a drink out of the fridge, ask the monkey to get it....and if someone comes to the door trying to sell something, send the monkey...people will freak!!!

Keep the cat and the dog because they're the best

Try your hand at experimental veterinary surgery and see if you can combine the best parts of each one to create the ideal pet. I for one would pay to see that pig land on it's feet after it lets go of the vine, and then go hide behind the sofa because it knows it did something wrong.

the cat will cough up hair balls, the dog will bark at anyone who rings the doorbell, the pig will eat everything and the monkey will make you go f*cking crazy! :D