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I'm thinking about joining a cult. Which cult do you recommend I join?

I'm not sure if I want to join a religious cult or some other cult. I may even consider forming my own cult. Would you like to be a member?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    The Blue Oyster Cult.

    Bring ample amounts of cowbell.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would have to agree, blue oyster cult, but if you are actually totally serious you should go Scottish. A lot of american witchcraft and occult come from Scotland. South Park even makes a reference to it. Don't become satanic though, those guys are kinda jerks cuz the whole point is basically to be selfish and greedy and all that, so most satanic people I've met are, guess what, selfish and greedy, and just general douchebags:P to be fair I have met one or two that were cool

  • karin
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    The Cream Cake Cult is the best . We meet every Wednesday for coffee and cake.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Boy Scouts.

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  • 5 years ago

    Joining the marines to get respect would be foolish, however most people do respect those of us who have served in the military.

  • 1 decade ago

    Christianity!

    Atheism is just full of people that think they have it all figured out. Now watch all the philosophy 101 garbage follow this....

    ultimately do what fits you. Heck1 that's what your going to do any way.

  • 1 decade ago

    No purple kool aid!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't know... Al queada?

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