What ingredients should i use to make a hideous smoothie?

Phlegm Surprise

Plain yoghurt

banana (not fully blended for effect)

green food colouring

few drops of glycerin (for the clear stringy bits)

cloudy apply juice

This recipe is completely edible and quite tasty so you're not breaking any hygeine, ethical or health & safety rules. It just sounds vile & if you only part blend it, you get the effect of recently hoiked up phlegm! Sound effects when taster is drinking help too add authenticity ha ha ha. The banana needs to stay slightly lumpy & the cloudy apple juice adds depth & colour to the mix.

This is my favourite,

Frosty Fruit Smoothie

Makes: 2 servings

Start to Finish: 10 minutes

Ingredients

* 1 medium banana, peeled and cut into chunks

* 1 cup orange, pineapple, grape, apple, or cranberry juice, chilled

* 1/2 cup fat-free milk

* 1 teaspoon vanilla

* 3 ice cubes

Instruction

1. In a blender container combine the banana chunks, chilled fruit juice, milk, vanilla, and ice cubes. Cover and blend until frothy. Pour mixture into glasses. Serve immediately. Makes 2 servings.

Nutrition Facts

* Servings Per Recipe 2 servings

* Calories 138,

* Total Fat (g) 1,

* Saturated Fat (g) 0,

* Cholesterol (mg) 1,

* Sodium (mg) 34,

* Carbohydrate (g) 30,

* Fiber (g) 2,

* Protein (g) 4,

* Vitamin C (DV%) 113,

* Calcium (DV%) 9,

* Iron (DV%) 3,

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet

Hmmm...There are so many choices! Pretty much ANYTHING liquefied is pretty gross...

I guess you could do garlic, nacho cheese, and worms. Worms are an excellent source of protein!

Then there is pig blood with pig. Pig blood is edible; it has a very distinct taste.

A1 steak sauce, leeks, octopus, bananas, sake, and chocolate ice cream

You can do pretty much anything here! Just be a little creative and it will turn out atrocious!

First freeze some pink grapes. Frozen fruit is the main considerable ideal yet you could desire to apply clean fruit and a few ice cubes too. do no longer use canned end consequence they do no longer seem for smoothies. ok throw in a pair of million or a million a million/2 cups frozon pink grapes, a million great pink apple peeled and cored, a million/2 bannana and adequate orangle juice to grant it the consistancy you like. I continuously use honey and a sprint sugar for a sprint yet sweeter smoothie. I additionally opt to function bannana cuz it may provide a effective comfortable creamy-ness. clean peaches are my fav to maintain on with in a smoothie.

What about Garlic banana , onion, Carrot, Melon , cucumber , mushroom, ginger, celery, mustard, tomato, and some Hot chilli sauce ... Sit back and Enkoy (YUK).

Make a fish smoothie, with plenty of ice cream and raw fish or shrimp

Custard, tomatoe ketchup, tobasco sauce/hotchilli sauce, lots of lime or lemon juice!! haha that should be disgusting MWA HA HA HA

Fish, blood, urine, semen, snot, spit, mustard, mayonnaise, gherkins, chili sauce, chili peppers, jalapenos, tartar sauce, vinegar, salad cream, garlic...etc etc just use more or less anything you can get your hands on!

Make it olive green and put mini marshmallows in it but don't tell anyone. It'll come out as fast as it went in!

Loads of Bananas - in my opinion they truely awful!!