My boss has this silly saying. She always says "1 in the sink, 2 in the pink". What does this mean?

It's usually said "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" which means, 2 fingers in the va-jay-jay and one in the anus. It's also called "the shocker" and is a type of sexual fingering play. I've also recently heard it refered to hilariously as "2 in the goo and 1 in the poo." Sounds like your boss might be coming on to you. Or maybe she's just odd.

The may actually want to say 'you're beautiful' or 'you're very pretty' but he may also be very shy and instead say 'you're cute' because he may be afraid of rejection if he throws around compliments so easily. On the other band he may say 'you're cute' because of a certain way you smiled or something about your eyes that made his heart flutter and his head spin while at the same time sent a flood of blood rushing through his pants. So he says 'your cute' when he really wants to say 'you're so damn hot!!!!!'

What you haven't realised is that she's counting in fists.

And 1+2 makes...

Oh well, you have a head, don't you?

I think your boss is mis-informed. I believe the correct term is "stink". I think she may be attracted to you. If she is really hot ( or moderately hot--sometimes you cannot be really choosy), you may want to take her up on it....if she is ugly, file sexual harassment charges immediately.

If I read between the lines, she wants to have a threesome with you and a midget. But first you must take a "whore's bath".

Does she spend too much time staring at your fingers?

maybe it's the "stink" but I know girls who can have 2 in the stink.

Most mind boggling...