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I'm looking for the lyrics of the country song...?

that combines all the elements of country-jail, mothers, trucks, beer. It's an old tune and I've only heard it once on the radio. Can anyone help?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Song: "You Never Even Called Me By My Name"

    Artist: David Allen Coe

    Well, it was all that I could do to keep from cryin'

    Sometimes it seems so useless to remain

    You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'

    You never even call me by my name.

    Well, you don't have to call me Waylon Jennings

    And you don't have to call me Charley Pride.

    And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.

    Even though your on my fightin' side.

    And I'll hang around as long as you will let me

    And I never minded standin' in the rain.

    You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'

    You never even call me by my name.

    Well, I've heard my name a few times in your phone book

    And I've seen it on signs where I've played But the only time I know I'll hear David Allan Coe

    Is when Jesus has his final judgement day.

    So I'll hang around as long as you will let me

    And I never minded standin' in the rain.

    You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'

    You never even call me by my name.

    Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song

    And he told me it was the perfect country-western song

    I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect country-western song because he hadn't said anything at all about

    mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.

    Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me

    And after reading it, I realized that my friend had written the perfect country-western song.

    And I felt obliged to include it on this album. The last verse goes like this here:

    Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.

    And I went to pick her up in the rain.

    But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck

    She got runned over by a damned old train.

    And I'll hang around as long as you will let me

    And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,

    You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'

    You never even call me

    Well, I wonder why you don't call me

    Why don't you ever call me by my name?

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  • 5 years ago

    Pick an specified word from the track--the extra certain the greater--and kind it into Google with quote marks round it. That will frequently discover a connection with the artist and name.

  • 1 decade ago

    "You Never Called Me By My Name" - David Allen Coe

    Well, it was all that I could do to keep from cryin'

    Sometimes it seems so useless to remain

    You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'

    You never even call me by my name.

    Well, you don't have to call me Waylon Jennings

    And you don't have to call me Charley Pride.

    And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.

    Even though your on my fightin' side.

    And I'll hang around as long as you will let me

    And I never minded standin' in the rain.

    You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'

    You never even call me by my name.

    Well, I've heard my name a few times in your phone book

    And I've seen it on signs where I've played But the only time I know I'll hear David Allan Coe

    Is when Jesus has his final judgement day.

    So I'll hang around as long as you will let me

    And I never minded standin' in the rain.

    You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'

    You never even call me by my name.

    Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song

    And he told me it was the perfect country-western song

    I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect country-western song because he hadn't said anything at all about

    mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.

    Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me

    And after reading it, I realized that my friend had written the perfect country-western song.

    And I felt obliged to include it on this album. The last verse goes like this here:

    Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.

    And I went to pick her up in the rain.

    But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck

    She got runned over by a damned old train.

    And I'll hang around as long as you will let me

    And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,

    You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'

    You never even call me

    Well, I wonder why you don't call me

    Why don't you ever call me by my name?

  • 1 decade ago

    She's right. Here are the lyrics:

    "You Never Even Called Me By My Name"

    Written By Steve Goodman

    As Recorded By David Allan Coe

    WELL, IT WAS ALL

    THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYING�

    SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN

    BUT YOU DON�T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN�, DARLIN'

    YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME

    YOU DON�T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS

    AND YOU DON�T HAVE TO CALL ME CHARLIE PRIDE

    AND YOU DON�T HAVE TO CALL ME MERLE HAGGARD/ANYMORE

    EVEN THOUGH YOU�RE ON MY FIGHTING� SIDE

    CHORUS:

    AND I�LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME

    AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING� IN THE RAIN

    BUT YOU DON�T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN�, DARLIN�

    YOU NEVER EVEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME

    WELL, I�VE HEARD MY NAME

    A FEW TIMES IN YOUR PHONE BOOK (Hello, Hello)

    AND I�VE SEEN IT ON SIGNS WHERE I�VE PLAYED

    BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW

    I�LL HEAR "DAVID ALLAN COE"

    IS WHEN JESUS HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT DAY

    REPEAT CHORUS

    RECITATION:

    WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG

    AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG

    I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN�T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,

    OR TRAINS,

    OR TRUCKS,

    OR PRISON,

    OR GETTING� DRUNK

    WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG

    AND HE SENT IT TO ME,

    AND AFTER READING IT,

    I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT

    COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG

    AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM

    THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:

    WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON

    AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN

    BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK

    SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

    CHORUS:

    AND I�LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME

    AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING� IN THE RAIN

    NO, A� YOU DON�T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN�, DARLIN�

    YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME

    WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON�T CALL ME

    WHY DON�T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME

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  • 1 decade ago

    I think you're looking for "You Never Even Called Me by My Name" by David Allen Coe. Should be able to find lyrics on any lyric site.

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