Who's the worst passenger you've ever had in your car?

I took a coworker to work once and he ordered me to stay on the city streets and watch my speed for several miles. Then we got on the freeway and he panicked that I was going too fast (we were going the speed limit) and kept bugging me about it. Then we got to work and as I was driving through the parking lot he complained that I was driving too slowly. Then I slammed my brakes and he complained that he didn't like the taste of my windshield (ok that part I made up but I was imagining it).

I've given rides to people at school that I barely know. I usually offer, and I'm more than happy to give a ride to anyone, but it bugs me more than anything when the person doesn't even say thank you. That, to me, is the worst type of passenger.

oh man, once i was out running errands and i saw this guy i didn't know real well. he asked me for a ride down the street, i said yes, even though i didn't really want to. it was the middle of summer and hot as hell outside. about 20 seconds after he got in the car i noticed he was a little ripe. homeboy apparently hadn't showered or used deodorant today. he was wearing a tank-top so there was nothing between his smelly pits and my precious breathing air. i drove faster so i could get him out of the car. we arrived at his destination, he says thanks and bye, i go on my way. shortly thereafter i notice i can still smell him. i look over at the seat and there, on either side of the seat back, about armpit height, are two moist looking areas. that s-o-b had sweated into my seat. he was in my car for 2 minutes, and left sweat marks on my upholstery.

i had to use resolve to get them out.

My ex-mother in law. She's so lucky I drove HER car and couldn't kick her a** out.

My sister, she is so psycho! She flips off everyone on the road and even screams out crap to random people. It's really embarrassing

My Aunt!

She wont let me play the music I want.

She say I drive too fast.

She say the police are ging to pull me over.

She say I dont sit long enough at the stop sign.

Then she screams out of nowhere.

My mom when she is in the car i have to go twenty under the speed limit and have to break a mile in advandce

A screaming child who suddenly went silent. I turned to see what happened and projectile vomit spewed from his mouth in a scene strangely reminiscent of that movie "are we there yet?" Totally disgusting

my dad for sure. you're going to fast, following too close, against the law, blah blah blah,,,so irritating

My wife on my Harley. She has "ridin' b*tch" confused with "ride and b*tch". She will not shut the f*ck up!!!