In your opinion, does Santa promote drink driving?

and burglary.

No, why would he? Santa doesn't promote drunk driving because he doesn't drink. He doesn't drive either, he flies on a sleigh pulled by 8 magical reindeer. One of which has a glowing red nose. His name is rudolph

No, Santa promotes eating cookies.

Absolutely, He takes a shot every time he goes to another house, then steers a sled with drunk reindeer. That's why he only comes once a year, he's on dialysis for the rest of the year. He just has to make enough money, to cover his medicine he has to take for his liver.

No he promotes a magical merry Christmas for all. Don't take any notice of these politically correct buffoons.

LOL! nope.

now if the reindeer were the ones drinking the booze and eating cookies that would be a completley different story! :P

He promotes love, joy and coca cola.

Categorically yes, he spreads nothing but destruction and should clean up his act immediately

I was not aware he drove anywhere? Now flying well that is a different question!

Absolutely not.

Of korse not!