Did you know that the date 9/11 is also the emergency number 911?

You are probably not the only one, statistically, but you are likely one of a very few.

The terrorists had a dark sense of humor.

you mean to tell me the numbers are the same in 9/11 as in 911 no way, you are kiding me!

It only took you 9 years.. wowow.

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I realized that a few seconds after the first plane hit...

I've known that since 1st grade.

I noticed that for awhile now :)

i figured it out a while ago.

"Duh!" on parade.