Ideas for a Satire, Anyone?

Satirize the people who can't read anything but _Twilight._ All their classmates are vampires or vampire lovers. The only mood they respond to is mystery and romance. Cast it as a response to someone who came up to you on the street and asked to lok at your teeth and feel your neck glands.

Satire are usually double standards, like "Catch 22".

Something like:

All guys should wear axe cologne because it's the "cool" thing to do.

But, axe cologne smells nasty, and no girl likes it.

Sarah Palin's political career - what might happen if she became President.