In the Spirit of the season, would you take in an orphaned elfin kitteh?

My brother is a halfwit.

The AntiClaus will provide for you little orphan Kitteh.

Come sit on AntiSanta's lap and tell me all about everything your big heart wishes..

I would take in an orphaned kitteh! I love kittehs! They're great, so nice for petting, so soft, and cute.

Kitteh can stay with me til Meanie Claus isn't all sandy anymore.

LOL! There is someone who knows what I'd do with ordinary orphans. *heats up oven and gets out spices*

But since you're no ordinary orphan, I'll reprieve you of that tasty fate. Come in, it's cold outside!

((((Gabi))))

As long as I can get approval from the feline who already inhabits my household... I'll check with him and get back to you.

Edit: Samuel wants to know if you have any moral or spiritual objections to the use of catnip. And whether you plan on bringing any with you. Preferably fresh, not dried.

Of course, darling...we're currently sadly kitteh-less in my house...we would love to take you in!

Okay, the couch is yours. But stay away from my liquor cabinet and that little wooden stash box by the china cabinet... OOooopsss!

Yeah sure. I needed something to eat this Christmas anyways. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Without hesitation I'd take you in.

I have just the perfect lap for you, (((gabi)))...

xoxox

As long as your not queer