How do you take off a hickey?

You can't take off a bruise! Don't take me wrong though, I wish you could but you just can't. It's popped veins (I think), they take time to heal! In the meantime, wear a scarf or turtle neck clothes, you could also try foundation here's a video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mT9EItjtOI&NR=1 good luck ha ha.

Meaning hickey im guessing you mean a love bite, and it's a bruise in the skin so you can't simply "take it off" you can hide it with concealer and foundation. Or just wear a scarf until it heals over.

A hickey is a bruise so the best way to hide it is to use makeup. You could also try to ice it, whatever you do to get rid of a bruise on lets say your leg, use the same method.

Turtle neck baby. Other then that you're screwed.

cold spoon.

ya can't.