Giving casino gift card as gift: Need a witty card message. Help!?

"Don't spend it all in one place.

(Yeah, like that's going to happen...)"

Something I just thought of, lol.

Here the new McDonalds gift cards Enjoy

LOL too bad this isn't a real gift card huh?

Don't become a gambleholic

Good Luck and I hope You win big!!

Don't spend this all in 1 place

Don't spend this on the same game

Enjoy and if You win I want half

Enjoy and if You win I want 30%

Heres 5 thousand dollars so You better not break the bank

Don't break the bank

This card is to be used for gambling ONLY

Play the Slots for Me

Play Blackjack for Me

In order to use this card You need to put atleast $50 dollars on red (or black)

NOT to be used for hookers

NOT to be used for alcoholic beverages

Heres a card

I hope You can handle

theres also something little

to help You gamble

I hope You enjoy this giftcard

just as much as You do Christmas

I hope that You win big/ So when You do win big

so I give You My Best Wishes/ don't forget how and where You got this

(if You don't like the 1st sayings I put a slash / for other sayings instead)

christmas is here, and you have a FULL HOUSE,

when it's over and everyone goes home,

try your luck at the casino, just you and your spouse!