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What is a nice short prayer that can be said over Christmas Dinner?

Want something new but memorable. Not the Lord's Prayer - sorry just not really a meal prayer. But something that is respectful of the time but can be funny.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Heavenly Father, we thank thee for this Christmas Season and the opportunity to spend it with our family and friends. We thank thee for this bounteous meal that we are about to receive and we pray that we might enjoy it- oh yeah, please look over us that we may pace ourselves and not slip into a food coma. Amen.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Christmas Dinner Prayers Short

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    6 years ago

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    5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thank you God for all that you have provided me with. that will be funny if you actually get it since you will have to acept the good and the bad...oh well that's life is it not...may all you days be good ones for as long as you are here and forever and ever Amen.....that was for you...Merry Christmas...and ditto to everyone else everywhere....

  • 1 decade ago

    traditional blessing before meals:

    Bless us O Lord,

    and these thy gifts

    which we are about to receive

    from thy bounty

    through Christ, Our Lord

    Amen.

    (but imho, spontaneous prayers from the heart are the most touching to hear)

  • 1 decade ago

    man, people are hungry... they don't want to pray, they just want to eat.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Rub a dub dub

    Thanks for the grub

    Yay God.

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