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Where are the Christmas stories?
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
The whole damn family
was drunk as a louse
Grandma and Grandpa
were singing a song
And the kid was in bed
flogging his dong
Ma, home from the cathouse,
and me out of jail
Had just crawled into bed
for a nice piece of tail
When out on the lawn,
there arose such a clatter
I jumped out of bed
to see what was the matter
Away to the window
I flew like a flash
Threw open the shutters
and fell on my àss
The moon on the crest
of the new fallen snow
Gave a whorehouse-like luster
to the objects below
When what to my bloodshot
eyes should appear
But a rusty old sleigh and
two mangy reindeer
With a little old driver
just pounding his dick
I knew in a moment,
it must be Saint Nick
Slower than snails
his reindeer they came
He bítched and he swore
as he called them by name
Now Dancer, now Prancer,
up over the walls
Quick now, damn it,
or I'll cut off your balls.
Then up to the roof
he stumbled and fell
And came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
He staggered and stomped
and went to the door
Tripped on his peter,
and fell on the floor
I heard him exclaim,
as he rode out of sight:
Píss on you all,
it's a hell of a night.
2 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Lmao, nice 10/5
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ho ho ho