how do I get motor oil from santas Harley off the roof of my house?

Piss on it.

Everyone seems to ignore the fact that 50wt at this time of year runs slower than molasses.

Etch lines down the sides of your roof, and hang buckets from the edges. Come springtime, separate the oil off the top and you'll have some 50wt.

You see, here in So-Cal, Santa comes in a stretch Boss Hogg, and a troup of female elves in dental floss.

Sorry, Santa Claus does not ride a Harley-Davidson. Most likely rides a BMW.

Why, you ask?

To ride a Harley, one must wear black leather. What does Santa wear? Red fur trimmed in white. No self respecting Harley rider would be caught dead is such a getup.

Second, Harleys are loud. Majority of Harley's I encounter have loud to obnoxiously loud exhaust systems. If Santa rode one of these Harleys, he would awaken everyone along his long journey. As everyone knows, BMWs are whisper quite machines. BMWs are from the land of the Autobahn. Harley-Davidsons are designed for cruising.

As to your motor oil dilemma, You can contact the EPA and secure government funding to facilitate the oil spillage.

Good Luck and Merry Christmas.

Grab Santa by the neck and rub it up into his jolly old beard.

Or if he somehow managed to get the thing off the roof and too far away to go get him (unlikely for a Troublehead), solvent or Oil Dri.

Actually that's reindeer urine. But it's understandable how you could mistake it since HD has built Santa's reindeer for over 100 years now. It's pretty obvious they're Harleys because if you look in old books, style wise you'll see his reindeer still look pretty much the same now as they did then. The only concession HD has made to modernizing the crew was introducing the Rudolph model in the late '50s. The biggest change was to screw that light bulb into Rudolph with his nose so bright and HD thought that was going to be the wave of the future. However, most Santa fans are traditionalists and didn't like HD messing with things of that nature, so the Rudolph model was discontinued and the rest are still bulbless. Believe it or not, Rudolph wasn't the only lit up reindeer to come off the assembly line. If you look under his tail, you'll see his serial number is RU 0003. It seems the first two had shorts in their wiring harness and went up in flames. But on the bright side, Santa and his elves ate like kings that year.

A lot of old timers don't even recognize Rudolph as being one of Santa's posse. In that respect, Rudolph is the V-Rod of the reindeer world. More modern and technologically superior in low visibality conditions, but it seems no one wants a modern reindeer. Fortunately for Santa, HD does still provide tech support for the Rudolph model. However, if they stop and there comes one foggy Chrismas Eve, millions of kids the world over are going to get hosed.

This is difficult to believe, a Harley leaking oil!

That would be a Christmas miracle if santa could get anything done riding a slowassed harley. Maybe take all your old oil and evenly spray your whole roof, then at least it all matches.

Adam, that was a Bartism wasn't it? You ought to not be like that ya know? lol

Huh and I always thought he rode a KTM.

Just leave it.It adds character to your pad.

gasoline and a match works all the time