So what do you think Santa does to relax after delivering all those gifts?

he gets home, sits in his chair like a normal man, undoes his belt and pants and falls asleep. LOL

let's see, 8 ounces of milk and 3 cookies from every christian child on the planet, all consumed in one night. that lactose intolerant, diabetic old geezer probably enjoys passing several hundred yards of bowel fermented cheese log, followed by slipping into a diabetic coma for 50 weeks. waking just in time to go out delivering toys to good girls and boys while collecting the bad ones and taking them to the north pole to make next year's toys, all the while chowing down milk and cookies.

He probably fills his clawfoot bathtub up with bubble bath and just chills sipping on a nice drink. Then he gets up, sits in his arm chair by the fire and looks in his crystal ball at all the happy people in the world enjoying their lovely gifts.

Hot tub with Mrs Claus

A five-star resort in Hawaii or Key West is my thought... and after a few massages and Margaritas, he'll be a new old man again!

Pops out a cold one and watches the Christmas Story marathon.

Prepares for next Christmas.

Mrs Claus.

Eats till he nearly bursts, then takes one heck of a nap!

goes on a tropical vocation then back to north pole to prepare for next year