How long to work it's way through the digestive system?

hmm well that depends which entry point was being used.... but usually its between 9 to almost 10 months....

I avoid manchowder, salt content makes me a bit bloated, can't squeeze into my hoebag jeans.

Not sure but a vindaloo curry...bout 10 minutes.

you act like someone

actually time things like this

I wouldn't know, go ask your parents