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When did you learn that Santa Claus wasn't real?
For me I was about 6 or 7 and my friend Billy at school said "Santas not real". I was so upset so I ran home and told my dad and he said "Oh, we'll see about that!" So we drove to this place on the southside with boarded up windows. It was really dark inside and my dad bought me some cider in funny little glasses. There were no kids around only adults.
But then Santa was there! Right on stage with his huge belly and his red suit and white beard, sitting on his throne! It was so amazing! I thought everybody would get a chance to sit on his lap and say what they wanted for Xmas. But then Santa ripped off all his clothes and it was this lady wearing a glowing red bikini! She started doing all these weird dances on a huge candy-cane pole.
Then when we got home my mom said "So did you like my performance honey?" And that's when I learned Santa wasn't real.
16 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Who said he ain't real?
- 1 decade ago
Well my friends told me since I was 5-6 years old, but I didn't believe the
haha! I finall found out when I was 7 because my mum came In with a present at midnight and I could see the chocolate cake and cream (the stuff I left out for SANTA! ;) ) all around her lips lol. So yeah that's basically what happened. :)
- 1 decade ago
I'm in tears literally.
Santa isn't real?
No seriously, forget all the jokes and everything.
Real talk.
He isn't real?
All this time I've believed in Santa.
And here I am, 23 years old still believing in Santa.
No wonder I haven't gotten any presents since I was 13
- beagleLv 51 decade ago
I WAS 5-6 me and my sister would snoop at our presents every year at our grandparents house .. that was some good times ... and the story that you told was a little far fetched ..... you should be a writer ......
- ?Lv 41 decade ago
When I was 7 or 8 because my older sis was like come here so i did and we hunted 4 the toys our parents were hiding but those toys were supposed 2 b from Santa.
- Carys ☼Lv 71 decade ago
looooooool
when i was like 4
i saw my mum putting the presents under the tree in the middle of the night.
- 1 decade ago
6 and i heard my mom and dad talking about when they where going to go buy the presents for the tree
