What is the best new years joke that you have heard?

2009 was like sooo last year!!!

Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several service stations in England.

Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, his wife has lots of jewellery and Ahmed always has a lot of money to spend.

Hamid and his family live in a small council flat and are always broke.

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day from his begging while Ahmed manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.

Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to do so much better with his begging. Ahmed says, 'Look at your sign. It says, 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.' Britons who see that do not feel as if they will accomplish anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family. Now look at my sign.'

So Hamid looks at Ahmed 's sign which reads: 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan '

OMG, your clothes are soooo 2009!

:D