The gay flight attendant?

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend,he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ¨Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he´ll be landing the big scary plane shortly so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.¨ On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn´t moved a muscle. ¨Perhaps you didn´t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.

She calmly turned her head and said. ¨In my country I am called a Princess and I take no order from no one.

To which ( I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat. ¨Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I´m called a Queen, so I outrank you.Tray-up, *****