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Fun Question: Remix an acronym?

Hey. Just for fun, remix some acronyms for me (ie OCD, CDC, AWOL, etc). Leave what it originally means and then a new version. Best answer is for the most cohesive yet creative one.

Old: ATM (automated teller machine)

New: Asparagus' Tickled Me!

Have fun! PS. Feel free to do more than one if you want to.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LoL-Lack of laughter

    NBC-Nothing but Crap

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    GAD: General Anxiety Disorder.

    GAD: Giraffes Appreciate Diapers.

    PDA: Public Display of Affection.

    PDA: Porcupines Devour Anchovies.

    Source(s): GOD BLESS!<3
  • 5 years ago

    Homeless Bums Adore Sound Beatings. Dr. Pepper.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    FBI: Federal Bureau of Investigation

    FBI: Full Blooded Irish

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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I remember when I was like 8 everyone used to say

    COOL = Constipated overweighted old lady.

    I know that's cool isn't meant to be an acronym but still.. thought i'd share.

  • Lauren
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LOL - Licking Old Llamas

    LMAO- Loving My Awesome Oatmeal

    MTV- Much To Vulgar? aha

    ill come back if I think of some more haha

  • 1 decade ago

    KKK-Klu Klux Klan

    Konsistantly

    Krazy

    Kaucasians.

    Was that effed up? Sorry.

    NAACP- National Association for Advancement of Colored People

    Not

    All

    Animals

    Care (to)

    Party

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    old: OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder)

    new: OCD (orange cats dominate)

    old:ADHD (attention deficit hyper disorder)

    new:ADHD (all donkeys have deformities)

    old: PC (personal computer)

    new: PC (purple corpse)

    old: TGIF (thank goodness it's friday)

    new: TGIF (time goes infinitely fast)

    old: ATM (automated teller machine)

    new: ATM (all tigers masturbate)

    I couldn't think of anything for the last one, haha sorry it's perverted.

  • Cool :]

    LOL: Loud Old Ladies!

    ROFLMAO: Really Old Fat Ladies Made An Orange.

    @poncho: OMG I saw a guy with an "FBI" shirt on and it said 'Female Boob Inspector'.

    lmao

  • Poncho
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    FBI- Female Body Inspection

    I'm an officer

    @ツmr. brightside [вяι∂gє❤] ǝℓitǝ- I want that shirt haha

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