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? asked in Science & MathematicsZoology · 1 decade ago

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    A woodchuck would chuck about as much wood as he could, before running into Chuck Norris. Then Chuck Norris would kill the woodchuck, because he is a blood-sucking, heartless, animal-hating jerk!

  • 1 decade ago

    heres a better question. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

    Answer: all of it

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    42

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  • 1 decade ago

    3 pounds

  • 1 decade ago

    700 pounds i think

  • 1 decade ago

    as much as he freaken wants to! Gosh! (Nepolian Dinamite, if you didn't catch that)

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