What is going to be the Eagles fans excuse for losing 34-14 to the Cowboys?

They went to Vegas the night before. Leonard Weaver handed out shots of Jagermesiter on top of the roof to all of his teammates but he secretly stuffed some Ruffies into the shots which caused them to not remember what happened the night before. So when they woke up the entire team was there except for Donovan McNabb. They went searching for him on the team bus but when they gave valet the ticket it ended up being a cop car. So they eventually got a tip that DeSean Jackson got married so they went to the Chapel in Vegas to get some better clues to where they could find Donovan. When they got clues they left but when they were leaving this Chinese gang showed up and tried to kill them. They luckily didn't get killed but they sadly shot the Chapel owner. WHen they were driving around looking for Donovan later that day the cops pulled them over because they found the missing cop car they were missing in which the Eagles players were driving. So they took them to the station where they were testified but when the cop told them they couldn't get a judge until monday, Joselio Hanson worked out a deal, the deal was that they had to be tazed by the cops in a demonstration, so they all got tazed and were released so they went to go get the team bus (it was recovered by the cops in the middle of the highway). When they were on the team bus they heard a rattling where the luggage was, they all got excited thinking it was Donovan but it turned out to be a naked Chinese man, he beat all of the players with a crow bar so they all now had injuries to their heads. They were all confused by this but continued to carry one. They eventually ran into the crazy Chinese gang once more after they purposely crashed into their team bus. They Chinese man that hit him walked out of the car and told the Iggles that they stole all of his cash in the casino and if he didn't get it back they would kill Donovan. So they went to the casino to earn that money back, they did so by cheating. They eventually got all of the money that was needed so they et the crazy Chinese man in the desert, they gave him his money and they received Donovan...only it was the wrong Donovan, it was the gay soccer player Landon Donovan. So they were pissed but Leonard Weaver knew Landon because he sold the the Ruffies at that point Landon said "I always wondered why they called them Ruffies? You never end up the roof you always end up on the ground." Then that's when Andy Reid said "I know where he's at! He's on the roof of the hotel!" So they sped back to the hotel only to see Donovan McNabb baking in the Vegas sun. He was fine but a little burnt, actually he was really burnt he was black. But they made it into Dallas that day but they were very hungover, tired, and McNabb had really bad sun burn. Ze End

What's the problem with Cowboys fans being happy? I guess it is against the law or something. I'm sure that when you beat us 44-6 last year you all probably were the same way. And then there is football4life who called the person who asked the question a 10 year old. To me it seems that you cannot even spell correctly.

I'm in Eagles Land, and I'll tell you.. we have no excuse. As one of my facebook friends put it: "i didn't even bother watching the 2nd half, but it was a good year. no excuses, no one to blame but the WHOLE team". Another blamed it on the fact that we have a "POS dog killer on the team". I honestly could care less. I don't follow football, but I know we've played crummy. We deserve it.

I am not an Eagles fan, however they lacked greatly in play calling. Vick was only out there twice when all year they have been dominating by their unique wild cat formation. And also the face they got destroyed by the cowboys the week prior. cowboys are just a better team.

u men suck without plax, we(eagles) whooped ur a$$ the final 2 conferences, and u lost ur extremely good defensicve coordinator, experienced under jim johnson, and cowboys are in simple terms like the yankees of soccer, each and every of the money, and nonetheless the team sucks! o yeaa, dont forget approximately approximately choking, particular mcnabb chokes and is extrermly inconsistent yet have u men seen tony romo? and eli manning has no weapons anymore and sucks. mcnabb has no weapons and he nonetheless leads he team into the NFC chammpionship game

Congratulations, the Cowboys have won 1 playoff game in the last 13 years. Enjoy it since it'll be their only one.

There probably use the same excuse that the cowboys used when they lost against the chargers??

The only real excuse they have is reid is a terrible play caller. He gave Mccoy five carries, why not give him more carries?

im a cowboys fan so this is funny;half the people on yahoo answers were here were eagles fans now there gone; probably going to say '' umm mcnabb was sick'' he got sacked thats what

They are playing for next year and wanted a higher draft pick.