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The wedding registry ??????????????? JOKE OF THE DAY>>>.?
The wedding registry
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Jacob age 85, and Rebeka age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."
13 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! OMG! That was really cute!!!.
- Anonymous5 years ago
I see no survey
- sharon sLv 71 decade ago
ololololololololololololol I hate to say this , but as we get older this is more true then not. hahahahahah
