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Is dees too BLUUUUUNT?
So dees one dayyy I was lyyyke walkeen to da grocery store and lyyyke dees guy got all up een my juuunk and was lyyyyke, "DAYUM, you got some juuuuunk in yo truuuuuunk!" An I was alllll, "What da helll are you dooeeeeen?"
"Checkin' out dat juuuuuuunk, ese!"
"Well, you uglyyy, lyyyyyyyke you nasty ***!"
Then he lyyyyyke start cryin' and i lyyyke, "Run back to mommmy, beeetch!"
So dat's what he did...
Then layter, I was on dee way to da store on theee corner, an' I ran eento him again.
And I was lyyyke, "You take my baby?"
And he was lyyyke, "No, uh uh, I deedn't take your stupid little baby!"
And I was lyyyyke, "I don't care 'bout what you say, I don't care 'bout what you say!"
Was dat too BLUUUUNT?
2 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
No, ese. Dat not to blunt at alllll.
As mattter of faaaact, I dink dat you shoulda beeetch slaaapped dat assshooole.
He sounds lyyyyke naaasty muddder fucccker.
I glaaad to hear dat you put hiiiim in heees plaaaace.
I'm sure dat stuuuupid fuckeeeeer deeed taaaake yur stuuupid lil baaaaby becaaaaaause he naaasty muddder fuuucker like dat.
You beeeeeeeeech slaaaap dat muddder fuuuucker in dee faaace.
Aaaaaaand what dee fuuuuuck is dee peeerson beeeeeeeeeeeloow me saaaaying? Me no compreeeeendo.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Thank you for reassuring me that the passing of dialect books happened none to soon. Although often ridiculed as a form of literature, you have given me a new appreciation for people such as Irvine Welsh or Russell Hobane who are able to use dialect to some effect.
