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What is it like living in Russia?

I am thinking of moving there.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    It is great but you should look out for a few things. First of all, the KGB has spiked the water, so you'll need to drink juice boxes or river water. As tap water, bottled water, and soda drinks are all contaminated with anthrax and other things that will make your heart explode ala Jiri Fischer. If you don't already love communism, you will during your first day in Russia. You'll want to jake to Stalin nearly 5 times a day. Also, watch out for killer dolls, such as the Furby, they like to decapitate Russians. I'm not sure what their policy is on foreigners though.. To be safe you'll want to purchase a tracking chip sold by the Russian Government, just incase one of these dolls dismembers you, we'll be able to find your corpse and bury you at sea. Also, you'll want to join the Army, as they ban several needless things in life, such as hugging and heterosexuality. Homosexuality is the way to go in Russia.

    All in all, you'll want to move there as soon as possible. It is great

  • 1 decade ago

    Russia is a country that spans two continents and 11 time zones. Are you planning to move to Moscow or Murmansk, Vladimir, Vladivostok or Vladikavkaz?

    Moscow is a thriving city that never sleeps. It's extremely expensive. Food, rent, everything. The traffic is absolutely horrendous. It's full of energy and culture. It's a city of ten million people. The winters are really, really long. Some years, the snow starts in September, in some years in November. In some years the snow ends in March, in others in April. A winter from September to April is incredibly LONG.

  • 1 decade ago

    my woman living in russia but i go to be there....i think russia is not good but usa is beter good...

    good luck...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's good for cheap vodka.

    I love your name as well!

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  • 1 decade ago

    it's fine to me :)))

    Just remember it's always better in those places where there are no us

    good luck

    Source(s): russian me
  • 1 decade ago

    don't

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