How can I best make myself look like an abused woman in order to get into the only homeless shelter in town?

Every city has homeless shelters, but show up early the line could be long considering the economy and the weather. This way you can still wear drag. I don't think you know the trouble you would be in if you violated one of the battered women's shelter. I know I worked in one. These women go to great lengths to be safe. They would see right through your ruse.

There are shelters for every kind, every walk of human being on this planet, and women and men do not lie about being abused, and women and men do not make false accusations against their husbands or wives, and have the husband or wife arrested, etc. and then be given a free apartment, food medical, legal, etc. This is all the type of support for BOTH men and women. Women also pay the taxes that support the domestic abuse industry but get no help from that industry. It seems that you need a reality check on that is is not JUST women that are going through he**, but also men too. There ARE places you can go, ALL SHELTERS, will take in anyone!!!!! Not just women, thank you.

This woman should be in some kind of an institution, or maybe a Circus sideshow, but sadly, the world doesn't work like this.

Your plan sounds quite good, and I think it could even work. Don't make the mistake of trying to look pretty though, or the people at the shelter might wonder why your "husband" was so abusive. And remember to sit down to pee. Also, tightly strap down your manparts, in case you get a woody, from being surrounded by all those women. One hint of a stiff beanus, and those poor abused women will tear you to pieces. Good luck with that, too.

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This is not only a sad attempt For attention , But You must really be sick Pretending to be a Abused man.

1. You're homeless , You have a computer under your name ...But your wife still cant find you ?

2. Wouldn't you get in contact w/ the police ?

3. Trolllsss. ... Argh .

Are you serious ? i hope your not joking . You should talk to people who help with homeless people in these type of situations. You should not have stayed with your wife but you can over come this by pressing charges. But do not dress in drag , because people will think your crazy and send you to the nut house you should look around and ask around about different soup kitchens and housing for homeless people. rebuild your life back up. i hope you don't have any children because you wife seems unstable and your not in a good situation.

Instead of dressing like a woman, file a report and have sent to jail or at least move far, far away from her and start a new life. I hope you don't have children with her so then you don't anything more to do with her.

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you need 2 call 4 help; file a report

You don't have to "look" like anything. Any homeless shelter I've ever volunteered at aren't discriminatory. You need help, they're there.

please don't do something stupid like that. im sorry about what happened, but dressing like a woman is not a good idea at all.

try researching/googling abuse associations in your area/state, im pretty sure their is an association/group/hotline/place that can help out abused people, whether or not they are female or male. you should report your wife, im pretty sure thats illegal.

good luck