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americanmade
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americanmade asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Wouldn't marriage be so much easier.....?

If the wife came with instructions. The do and don'ts

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  • That Guy
    1 decade ago
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    There should be an instruction manual, controller, on off switch, and a horny button. Kind of like a package deal. But we only can wish.

    Source(s): Married, if you look hard enough you can see the ball and chain around my leg.
  • purplegirl
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Ha we don't come with instructions and you don't come with a manual, looks like were both screwed sweets. Lol I here if ya need to talk

  • I ♥ Longboarders!
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Funny, lol

    Life would be easier if it came with a manuel

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have yet to meet anyone qualified to write those instructions.

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  • ~Silky~
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That would be one large instruction manual ;)

  • The Devil Bat
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Yeah, while you're at it, how about an off & on button as well.

  • It's on Wikipedia!
    1 decade ago

    I don't know check Wikipedia

  • ~ *Leaping Water* ~ x puddles of love x
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL that's funny!

    Wouldn't be so much fun tho :))

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