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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

Did you hear about the latest global warming, er climate change, er climate variation horrors on the way?

According to many leading scientist and researchers in the global warming, er climate change, er climate variation field, in the coming months the weather patterns are going to change drastically. Temperatures will sore, snow will melt, and we will be hit with a heat wave of massive proportions. Scientist and researchers have named the phase of this horrific phenomena: Summer.

I'm scared. Some pretty girl, come hold me.

Update:

Libsticker, you just blew my mind.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    You can always go to the other side of the planet, they have a different problem over there, they have winter coming.

  • 5 years ago

    It's a La Nina year. I have a question for you, where is all the energy for these storms coming from? It's not magical fairies providing the heat for these megastorms to form. It's the OCEANS that are warming up, and giving the energy for these blizzards and cyclones.

  • 1 decade ago

    Where I live (KY) over the last 10 years or so, we have had pretty mild winters, the AGW alarmists said "See, global warming will be the end of us!" But this winter, over the last 3 weeks, we have had more snow than we have had in some time. Now the alarmists say, "See, climate change, it will kill us all!". I wish that they would just go away!

  • 1 decade ago

    ManBearPig hunting season opens right after the Spring Melt.

    I can't wait.

    You pack the ammo, & I'll pack the beer...

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  • ak6702
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Omg OmG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wE All may die this year.

    Never mind 2012!

    I was told when I was in school in late 70's that we were

    A.Going to run out of fossil fuels by now.

    b.Start seeing the signs of the coming Ice Age by the late 00's

    c.That Carter was the best also.

    None of the three happened.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This whole global warming hoax has blown up in Al Gore's and all of the other Nature-Nazi's faces . It gets funnier and funnier every time I think about it!

  • Nikki
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Yeah. I heard it's going to be very cold in the northeast until about april. Then it may get terribly hot this July & August. We really should do something about that.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ya and in the 70's these same researchers said glaciers would extend as far south as Chicago .

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I can't wait.

    I miss global warming.

    It's great !!

  • IceT
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Prof. Phil Jones can't find the data he used to create the famous hockey stick graph! Isn't that convenient? He also has admitted that global warming hasn't happened since 1995!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250872/Cl...

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