Stupid things you have done while drunk?

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Im not a frequent drinker, but the very first time I decided to get drunk, I was at this party. I left the party with three friends and we went to my friends house to spend the night. I remember sliding around in the backseat of the car as my friend drove... then I blacked out. I remembered a few things that night: Trying to get up off the lawn, looking for my phone, laying on the couch, and trying to climb upstairs.... I remember laughing hysterically in the bathroom as my friend helped me take out my contacts, and I remember her dog tackling me.
 When I woke up, my phone was under the bed. I was in different clothes than the night before, and one of my shoes was downstairs in the bowl of dog food. I didnt remember everything from before.

Apparently, lol, her dog was humping me and I was saying "I hope I dont get pregnant!!" over and over.

Now it's your turn.
Stupid things done while drunk?

Max™ · Accepted Answer

I woke up in a bathtub soaking wet with just my boxer briefs on and some girl laying on the bathrom floor just in her panties and bra!!, don't worry it wasn't pee!!!! I smelt it!!!

I slept with some heavy set girls while intoxicated..................not cool not cool!!!!

wildsmith · Answer

stupid... i grow to be extreme, my acquaintances have been meant to pass to Tim Hortons and produce me returned a donut on an analogous time as I stayed returned with yet another pal. They spent my money on a sandwich and that i screeched and bawled by using fact i did no longer have that i did no longer have my donut. It grow to be somewhat obnoxious and unusual... below the impression of alcohol is greater relaxing... My brother's have been given me below the impression of alcohol at my one brothers wedding ceremony and that i had to pass to the bathing room. It grow to be like the 8th time and often I 'hover' the seat and this time, I did that and fell authentic over. It made a noisy noise and persons have been like wtf. yet i grow to be guffawing so it grow to be very nicely... I wasn't even that below the impression of alcohol...

Yes · Answer

This was a really funny story. You should start a blog about your early drunken adventures.

Steph · Answer

I've never been stupid enough to get drunk in the first place. I don't drink.

Anonymous · Answer

Came home and pissed on my grandmother while she was sleeping.  I really barely remember it.

Anonymous · Answer

i woke up pregnant by some guy who was sleeping right beside me

Anonymous · Answer

Think you looked hot

Anonymous · Answer

waking up in a bush

Anonymous · Answer

What haven't I done is the question

serious :(

? · Answer

****** some boy i dont remember...

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