Give me your BEST joke!?

I don't know. Maybe "Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?"

Answer: In case he got a hole in one.

An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, "Ah, you're an engineer; you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty popular guy among the demons.

One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God's face clouded over and he exploded, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake; he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan shook his head, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it but can't eat it.

height of dissappointment: woman after long long search on google found tht philip's 21 inch was actually a tv :P

'' TRUE ASTROLOGY- type LOVE <space> your name <space> your love s name send it to ur dads number..ul get to know ur clear future''

a man jumped into water...dint come back..another man jumped into water..he too dint come back..sardar stated ''man in soluble in water''

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: A Mosquito stops sucking after you slap it!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road!?

To get to the other side!! HAHA

Q: who stalks you every day, spys on you, and sees you when your sleeping

A: Santa Claus

Hope u had best valentine ever and got what u wanted. I didn't

She was in her period

What do you call an Ethiopian with a swollen foot? Golf club

What do you call a dear with no eye? no i dear

Whats ugly and hairy? Susan boyles asshole