Can someone sits to the right of himself?

makes as much sense as the rest of it, so why not.

Sure. Haven't you ever heard the expression "he was beside himself".? Either he or himself has to be on the right and since he is the same person as himself, I don't think it matters who's on the right.

Human beings can only lean to the left or right. But if you are God you can even be more places than one at the same time.

Sounds typically unbalanced to me. You can't have yin without yang, so somewhere in the middle is perfect. :)

Practicing Shaman.. quantum physics rocks

You are not God.

For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the LORD.

(Isaiah 55:8)

But you're not three divine Persons in one loving Unity, are you?

I don't know how Chuck Norris does it.

God is confused by mirrors and fascinated with shiny objects.

No they can't, sorry.

You are not God

You have to be God to accomplish this