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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Finish this sentence, 10 points to funniest answer?

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    CHLAMYDIA!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Chuck Norris round house kicked me in the face.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The monkey jumped in the turkey and the gravy ninjas went to work

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    final nighttime I have been given below the impact of alcohol and made out with a racoon mutually as my abode became being run over by making use of a super gorilla tractor mutually as my turtle became eating my pizza. rattling. and that i did no longer observe.

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I woke up in a mens Turkish bath.

  • 1 decade ago

    a clown wearing a jock strap jumped out and slapped you for sleeping with his tv remote

  • WCW
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    my blind date started singing and dancing to "one less lonely girl" by Justin Bieber in the middle of the dirty diner.

  • 1 decade ago

    FBI agents showed up at my house and withdrew their guns. What did I do now??

  • 1 decade ago

    I was lookin' like a fool with my pants on the ground.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A GIANT PICKLE CRASHED THREW THE WINDOW AND SAID "COME WITH ME TO THE CHOPPER IF YOU WANT TO LIVE" AND THEN IT FLEW TO PLUTO AND THEN YOU FROZEN AND THEN......

    TO BE CONTINUED

    Source(s): my mom said i enjoy myself to much!!! 8D
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