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Has anyone sighted elvis lately?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Yes, I actually saw Elvis in the Home Depot!

    No, really, I guess the guy must be a professional Elvis impersonator or something, but I was in Home Depot and came around the corner in the tile department, and there he was, Elvis, looking at floor tiles.

    Thank yew, thank yew vurry much!

    Good luck!...

  • 1 decade ago

    I was at a festival, had to go to the bathroom real bad, so i ran to the nearest porter potty and whipped the door open, to my surprise, Elvis was taking a dump!

    Source(s): not funny, but the question is answered
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes, I saw him speaking with Santa Clause and a smart liberal.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I see him at Vegas all the time.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    caught him rooting through my medicine chest. I was wondering where all my percocet went.

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