What would you do if you find a green crocodile swimming your swimming pool one morning?

THROW MY MOTHER IN LAW INTO THE POOL.

hahaha fist I'd freak out because it's green!

then id take tons of photos of it and probably feed it a chicken

lol feeding them is fun, they can jump so high =D

then id maybe even tease it a little bit by sticking my hand in the water

then id call someone to take it away haha

ahaha once i went swimming in a creek that we used to go to all the time when i lived in the NT, and then a few days later in the newspaper, it said that someone caught had a 3 meter salt water croc downstream from where we were

ahaha good times, good times.

OH! and one time, someone put a freshwater crocodile in the town pool as a joke! lol that was really dumb. But freshwater crocs are much smaller and not very aggressive, it just hid on the bottom of the deep end. still, not a very smart prank though haha

Call Crocodile Dundee? Or the crocodile patrol? But don't swim in there with the croc for sure!

Call Zoo Negara and ask for help.

Get sad because I need to clean the pool later.

I will call Mr Crab to help me bite the crocodile away!

Get a good PR person and teach the croc tricks, then start charging people to see it.

Feed Mr Goat to it

i will come out from the pool instantly if not being attack by it

I will sell it to the highest bidder. You know what you can do with its skin?? Mann!!

freak out. quickly get back into my house, close all my doors and windows. call police and bomba..