Hi..I'm just visiting and am admittedly,a bit off center..Should I give this idea,a real life run?

Holy schmick!! I'm actually ANSWERING a question written by you! That's history-makin'!!!

Regarding your question: yes. Grab me some of those little football-shaped blue ones, will you?

Hey Bonsai !

When your speaking in the jokes and riddle section of the For'em, you don't need to preface "spiritually speaking"...... BUT... I do appreciate the shrubery of your thoughts, : )

Do you like to do your bonsai pruning with your sling blade or your Kaiser Blade? I would use the "Kaiser Blade" on a Bun, unless your on a roll.....but either should work in a "pinch",....=))

Thanks for sharing the creative speechmanship, and watch out for the blue and pink ones .... it nearly blue my mind when I pinked it up .... (jk, of course, seriously,.... there is something funny about this joke Bobby : )

It will work much better in a postal uniform!!!!

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A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant.

The assistant explains that they don’t stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store.

The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item.

The man explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done for several years.

The pharmacist asks man to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product.

The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist.

The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety.

The customer explains that instructions on reverse state, "Push up bottom to use."

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A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically.

The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the same man comes back to the store, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly.

This piques the interest of the pharmacist.

"What's could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?" So he tells his clerk "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the same man is back, he buys the condom, and again starts cracking up with laughter, then leaves.

The pharmacist tells his clerk, go follow the guy.

About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store. "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.

The clerk replies "Your house."

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As a pharmacist, the general public expects us to be rather professional. Thus it is easy (and fun!) to catch people off guard by having a sense of humor.

The following exchange took place between me and one of my patients:

Me: Take this medication on an empty stomach.

Patient: Does it say that on the label?

Me: Yes, on the sticker, next to the drawing of a stomach.

Patient: Ewww, gross!

Me: You should see what we put on the suppositories. Next!

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The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, 'Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?'

'Yes' the mother answered.

'And how is your son now?' he asked.

'Who cares?' she replied.

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An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.

When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

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ME!

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I know nothing of slingblade, but I do know I need to make sure I took my meds and I'm not hallucinating that you actually posted a question!!! What is this world coming to? Is it a sign of the end times?

((((Bobby))))

EDIT:

Since you recommended it, I will. It sounds like a hoot.

Zebras.

Wow !!! I can't believe I finally get to see a question posted by ((((Bonsai Bobby)))).

ROFLMAO

Great question to end the night on.

(((Bobby)))

AAAAhhhh something to lol about yet today, and see your sense of humor thanks = )

LOL too funny (((((BOBBY)))) :)