how come guitar players looks way cooler than pianists?

pianists ROCK.

They don't. the guitar is a phallic symbol and allows the person to appear more into the music. While a pianist or keyboardist has to remain stable in order to manipulate the keys of the instrument.

Yannie is gay, but a really "cool" gay.

Keith Richard is a drug addict, and a looser

Curt Cobain just killed himself

and Mozart is a pianist, but what do looks have to do with it?

Vain is paid for by "No Balls"

Because we are just cooler in general

cause they can stand up while playing and jump and dance

but pianists can't

=]

maybe cause pianist look more classic while guitarists look rocky .... in some ways o-o

guitars are more hardcore and have cooler riffs.

because pianists arent hardcore ;)

wait.. neither are you.

Guitars are phallic. That's why girls love them

because piano players are classy educated upper class people, while guitar players are trashy uneducated drug addicts