POLL: What is the stupidest question you have ever been asked?

Are those your real toenails?

Some chick a long time ago wanted to know what color my anus was so I mooned her and showed her and said does that answer your question lmfao.

I was snowboarding (I'm an advanced snowboarder, not expert, but advanced) and my instructor asked me if I like snowboarding...

I told him I obviously wouldn't be here (at the mountain at the time) if I didn't

My friend always wakes me up and then asks if I'm awake. And I almost always respond with "I am now f*ckhead." haha

Do they ride camels all day in the Middle East?

"If you're so white skinned, how can you be latina"??

I responded with a smack to the back of the head.

<< has no patience for ignorance

Cheers =)

almost every day at lunch, my friend asks me if I want some dookie.

the really stupid thing is, I say yes (sarcastically, of course.)

even dumber: we do a dookie survey. most people say yes.

How do I ask a question ?

Might be a joke but still.

Question: "Can an organ donor donate their brain"

My answer: "Are you kidding me?? We just sat through a presentation about organ donation and how many times did they say YOU HAVE TO BE "BRAIN DEAD" TO DONATE YOUR ORGANS!!!"

Wazzup my *****?

When I answered my phone.

I was just real real Happy that day.

"Do you want to have sex?" Grabbed her and ran for the bedroom!

I mean, I'm a guy. You don't HAVE to ask...I always want it.