Where do I hide the bodies?

Attach them to your umbrella and have them fly away. Then it's not your problem anymore.

1) Find an old car.

2) Make sure there is gas in the tank.

3) Place the body(s) over the spare tire.

4) Close the trunk.

5) Light it up!

The between the high heat and compression of the trunk, it will act like cremation oven. The burning of the rubber will add a lot to this as well. The metal rim will allow air to circulate and promote a faster and more complete burn. If the gas happens to explode, this will disfigure the bones and teeth some.

Wear gloves and hair nets as often as possible. Make sure you burn and then burry all clothing you have worn that will have any connection to the "incident" in question.

"A friend will help you hide. A true friend will help you hide the body."

Why hide them. Here is the most logical answer. Dispose the bodies in a outdoor stove and get the fire going really good and it is hot enough to cremate the body and put the ashes of that person with concrete mix and pour your new sidewalk.

Cute them up put them in a cooler fill the cooler with cement then dump the cooler in a really big deep lake. no more bodies man im creative :)

a spoon full of sugar makes the bodies go down

Oh Ms. Poppins *sigh*

Stuff Jane & Michael in that carpet bag of yours!

in the river,

bury it,

hide it in an obvious place that they would never think to look.

under the church, so when the cops want to go digging around there the whole church will get its panties in a bunch and while they sort out lawsuits and what not you will already be in Mexico with the name Paco Sanchez

Throw them in a lake!

feed them to the pigs....it works every time! Oh but they should be wild hogs they eat everything and anything!