Can an umbrella be used as a weapon?

yes, and also as a parachute, ms. poppins!

Yeah you can stab someone or beat someone with it, but its still against the law, like there is no umbrella amendment in the constitution

Of course.

You poke a person's face with the tip of the umbrella,

and press the button to smack it open.

It hurts,no kidding

yes. my sister once had a fight in her school and she repeatedly hit the girl in her face with an umbrella.

Yeah why not? My dad used to hit me with umbrella.

if somebody run up on u unxepectedly on a rainyday

& the umbrella was my only accessory.

hell yea i would beat the crap out of someone.

idk about u,,but i would!!!!!!!!!

Yes. It can also be used as a sex toy.. *shudders*

Yeah, I prefer the weapon option.

Yes.

It is a wonderful stabbing and poking tool.

Well you could poke someones eye out so yeah.

It can pierce thru the hearts of small children.

Well I'd actually whack someone with mine if I was being attacked!