What are some of your favorite quotes?

I did not have relations with that woman

"...you know I had a lot of things I wanted to do... I want to be a teacher... I also want to be an astronaut... and also make my own cake shop... I want to go to the sweets bakery and say 'I want one of everything'... Ohhhh, I wish I could live life five times over. Then I’d be born in five different places, and I’d stuff myself with different food from around the world... I’d live five different lives with five different occupations... and then, for those five times... I’d fall in love with the same person..."

"In a battle, the ones who get in the way are not the ones that lack power, but the ones that lack resolve."

"You humans are always talking about hearts. It’s as if you have them in your hand. But my eye sees everything. Nothing can escape it. What it doesn’t see doesn’t exist. That’s how I’ve always fought. What is a heart? If I rip open your chest, will I find it there? If I crack open your skull, will I find it there?" (then later)(While dying) "I see. This. Yes. This thing in my hand is the heart?"

Lloyd Christmas "What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together"........

Mary Swanson "I'd say about one in a million...."

Lloyd Christmas "So You're telling me there's a chance"

The truth is everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to decide who is worth the pain.

when the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.. - Jimi Hendrix

you are not changing into a girl, you are changing to who you really are

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

We fear what we do not understand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, **** you, whore. - 500 Days of Summer

"Daaaang, you is Fiiiine"

[but you have to say like a black lady]

time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - john lennon