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What is The best yo mama joke?

What is THE best Yo mama joke?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Your momma so fat, when she wears a red shirt, everyone yells 'HEY KOOLAID!'

    Haha...thought i'd answer one of ya questions...(:

  • 1 decade ago

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 3

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yo mama is so ugly your family has to tie a pork around her neck so the dog will play with her.

  • 1 decade ago

    the best yo mama joke is yo mama.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Yo mama is so ugly that she has to Trick or Treat by phone!

    ..

  • 1 decade ago

    Yo mama's so poor I saw her kickin' a can down the street and asked her what she was doing. She said: "Movin' "

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Yo mama is so old when her life flashes before her eyes it took 3 hours.

    She's so fat when I said good morning to her, she said MOOOO.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yo mom is like a pack of skittles.

    She has seven different flavors.

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