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I will be a referee.

the 5th softest thing on earth.

he has cancer.

Wolves

Suns or Hawks

BIGGER

Tracy McGrady

where they are right now.

hand-checking rule

be the best point guard in the NBA, if he isn't already.

If the referees in the NBA get any worse, I'll stop watching the games.

Dirk plays as soft as poop.

Rajon Rondo's hands are so big that he could palm 2 balls.

Philadelphia is by far the worst run NBA franchise.

The underdog I would really like to see make the finals are the Denver Nuggets.

If Shaq gained just 20 more pounds he'd be falling right through the basketball court.

Why won't Kobe Bryant just freakin' retire already, he's just so washed up.

MJ is going to take the Bobcats to Hell.

The rule I would really like to see changed is only 5 games in the first rounds of the playoffs.

If Deron Williams moved any faster he'd be able to outrun a turtle.

If the referees in the NBA get any worse the Bobcats might win the finals?

Dirk plays as soft as Pau Gasol?

Rajon Rondo's hands are so big that he can palm George Lopez's head?

The Nets are by far the worst run NBA franchise.

The underdog I would really like to see make the finals is the Spurs?

If Shaq gained just 20 more pounds he'd be fat?

Why won't just freakin' retire already, he's so washed up.

MJ is going to take the Bobcats to the 2nd round of the payoffs past the Magic?

The rule I would really like to see changed is the offensive or defensive 3 seconds?

If Deron Williams moved any faster he'd be able to go to the races?

If the referees in the NBA get any worse ________?

Dirk plays as soft as a babies bottom

Rajon Rondo's hands are so big that he is now one of the best in the league.

Wizards is by far the worst run NBA franchise.

The underdog I would really like to see make the finals is the Heat.

If Shaq gained just 20 more pounds he'd be Jaba the hut from star wars.

Why won't Kobe just freakin' retire already, he's so washed up.

MJ is going to take the Bobcats to the finals ONE DAY.

The rule I would really like to see changed is hand check rule

If Deron Williams moved any faster he'd be able to outrun Rondo.

If the referees in the NBA get any worse - they'd be paying fans to watch the game.

Dirk plays as soft as - an old Larry Bird.

Rajon Rondo's hands are so big that - he's passing with his fingers.

The Golden State Warriors - is by far the worst run NBA franchise.

The underdog I would really like to see make the finals is - the Atlanta Hawks.

If Shaq gained just 20 more pounds he'd be - known as the Big Planet.

Why won't - T-Mac - just freakin' retire already, he's so washed up.

MJ is going to take the Bobcats to - the next level.

The rule I would really like to see changed is the - F.A.R. (Floppings Allowed Rule).

If Deron Williams moved any faster he'd be able to - pass it to his teammates, steal the ball, and throw it down.

the NBA will have to get new referees

a women's vagina

he can hold two of those burgers for that guy in the commercials http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_bE7g2wqM

i want my team to win and no one else.

ready for sumo wrestling.

allen iverson

you mean larry brown is going to turn the bobcats around

if you get hit on the hand on the follow through it shouldn't be a foul.

go faster then grease lighting.

i forgot the knicks are the worst franchise.

David Stern should get fired

A European big man

He can palm the ball

T-Wolves (picking Kurt Rambis as coach?)

Magic

Charles Barkley big

Sorry to say but Shaq

The playoffs

Refs not being able to look at replays throughout the game

Beat Usain Bolt in a race

traveling will be allowed, oh wait it already is for some players

sheep fur

he's not a Cavalier but they're XL

Philadelphia 76er's

Utah Jazz

they'd have to make a new shirt size for him

Allen Iverson

a top 5 team in the East

sitting players at the end of the season

run on water

then we have to find a new word that comes after worst

my pillow

he looks like an alien

Cavs

OKC

a Sumo Wrestler

Devean George

School

Dress Code

Outrun the Flash

the commish is gonna have to do something

a sponge

he can play basketball

wizards

atlanta

putting holes in the court

derrick rose

to the championship

that one

move faster than light