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What would you do in this situation?

You're trapped in a confined area such as an elevator with several other people, you were told it would be several hours before you would be released and you have to fart really bad. What would you do?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I'd fart and let it out slowly so that it wouldn't make noise, and I'd hope that it didn't smell too bad.

  • 1 decade ago

    A least one thing will be out before the elevator moves. No amount of cheek holding works against an Air Express!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Under the pretence of staving off cabin fever I would start a pretend fart competition. The tragic irony of course being that I will fart them into the ground for real.

  • 1 decade ago

    Fart then blame the person next to me.

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  • Jim G
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Tough situation, first of all. Keep in mind they may have to let one fly also, so u may wanna ask them if they have any spray, anything like perfume, cologne or a scent to mask it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Just fart (silently) its not like anyone would know who it was LOL

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    One may delay Mother Nature, but ultimately it cannot be stopped.

  • msmag
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    let it rip who would know it you. You can always look like someone else stunk up the elevator.

  • 1 decade ago

    Let it go and then innocently look around so the others will all think it was some else.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would be the one with the very bad stomach ache. I would die of embarrassment if I let one slip.

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