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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

What is something you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend?

Please only give ONE answer. Funniest answer gets 10 points.

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  • ?
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    My boat waits for me to come before it takes off

  • Sean D
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    All my friends were in her last week. We weren't sure if she could take all us dudes but she handled it like a champ. Of course, we had to tie her to the post first so she wouldn't get away. Things got a little wet but we still had a good time. The next morning everyone was complaining of smelling like seafood and we had to scrape the barnacles off her backside but we all had fun and she didn't complain none.

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    she(my boat) looks good in the water. rides good too-nice and smooth.

  • morpheus8250
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    "The first time I took her out, I scraped her bottom on a submerged reef."

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  • Nickname
    1 decade ago

    my boat is always wet

  • Sooze
    1 decade ago

    "She goes exactly where I tell her, when i tell her".

  • zzerriouzz
    1 decade ago

    It's BIG!!!

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