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FEMALES, what are some things you've figured out about MALES?

Looking especially for funny answers. For example: In "girl" time, not calling for 3 days is like not calling for 3 years. In "guy" time, it's like 3 minutes. OK, your turn.

Update:

This is funny, I posed the same question to the guys...so far, no answers from them.

Apparently they haven't figured anything out at all about us...LOL

FEMALES 5

GUYS ZIP

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Toilet seats stay in the upright position, wet towels find their way to the floor and diet is a swear word to them!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ok .... boys are usually shy to ask a girl out ... and at the end the girl has to waite for a whole 5 weeks to just know if the boy likes her or if hes just a friend ...

    and when a boy says were just friends it means that iam thinking of you sexually everynight ....but if i tell you then to you that means i love you!!! so i shut up and say friends just cuz its easyer!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Guys never grow up the guys at school, act the same as my father and vice-versus ahaahaha or however you spell it

  • Blueu
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    For guys smelling is a sign of being manly. Some boys find hairy girls sexy.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Men think with their penis' girls with their hearts.

    "I love you" from a man generally means "I wanna f*ck you"

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