MALES, what are some things you've figured out about FEMALES?

This has taken me a long time to figure out But Men and Women are two distinct species and if I as a man actually want to be able to successfully communicate with a woman then I have to watch learn and understand how women communicate with each other.

Conversely if you as a woman want to be able to successfully communicate with a man then you have to watch learn and understand how men communicate with each other.

Case in point:

If a woman wants to communicate something important to a man then she needs to keep the wordiness at a minimum and instead grab a pencil and draw him a picture.

Eh, girls are too complicated in my opinion. Most of the time, girls say one thing but actually mean another. My one female friend made a list of "excuses" used to reject someone and what they actually mean. So the whole "its not you, its me" and stuff like like that and what they really mean. Also, guys cant win in arguments against girls. Girls love to put guys in "traps" so to speak lol. Most girls think guys are after one thing but thats not always the case. Eh, if i really think more, i could probably come up with more stuff.