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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

To all those who tried to answer my Q, I'll give you another try.:- Car & train?

Approaching level crossing & 50kph at the same time

How goes the car driver get across. No one gave correct answer, so here it is:-

His wife BOUGHT him one (To put on his GRAVE STONE) ---A CROSS.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    WOW! That was superb! For those who still did not get it..."How goes the car driver get across?" (read as..."How goes the car driver get a cross?") Ans: His wife bought him a cross to put on his grave, meaning the driver of the car died!!!.

  • 1 decade ago

    a trickster aye?

    you realize you wasted 5 points on a question/answer

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't get it?

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